Tom Kaulitz

Name: Tom Kaulitz-Trumper.

Nickname: "None, but you can call me Sexgod if you like."

Born: September 1, 1989, Leipzig (Germany)

Residence: Loitsche, Germany

Height: 1.80m

Hair Colour: Dirty blonde.

Eye Colour: Brown.

Siblings: A twin brother named Bill who was born 10 minutes after him.

Mother: Simone Kaulitz, a freelance tailor and artist.

Father: Biological father, Jorg Kaulitz. Step-father, Gordon Trumper.

School: He and his brother recently received their high school diplomas.

Favourite Subject in School: Arts, but he hated school in general.

Hated Subjects in School: Math, physics...

Hobbies: Music, there's never been anything else.

His Idol: He doesn't have one.

Favourite Music: Samy Deluxe.

First album he ever bought: Aerosmith.

First concert he's ever been to: Samy Deluxe.

Pets: A black labrador named Scotty that he got from a shelter a few years ago, and reportedly a cat named Casimir.

Piercings: Lip.

Tattoos: None.

Motto: "Carpe diem!"

"...but you can call me Sexgod if you like."

XD

i have to hug him for that ^_^

Did he really say that?! LMAO!

I am totally calling him that!!! xD

i couldnt resist xD

30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz

1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say.
2. Ask if hes Jamaican.
3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes.
4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero.
5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say Bad Tom! Bad!
6. Give away his every location to his fans.
7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort of cannibalistic ritual.
8. Steal all his hats and mail them to Peru.
9. In the middle of a concert run up to him and yell: How can you perform when were destroying the Ozone layer?
10. When hes watching TV place a spinney office chair in his direct line of vision and start spinning around like a mad person yelling Im not wearing pants tooooooooday!!!!
11. Cower in fear every time he says the word something.
12. Constantly remind him that Bill is the boss.
13. Wake him up at five AM singing the most annoying song "Im a barbie girl".
14. Duct tape his bedroom door shut so he cant escape.
15. Call him a racist dolphin.
16. Ask him tearfully why the kids just wont give that poor rabbit his cereal.
17. Paint his nails bright pink while he sleeps and hide the nail polish remover.
18. Come up with 30 ways to annoy him.
19. Put shaving cream on his hand when he sleeps and tickle his nose with a feather.
20. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise!
21. Place a very scary looking porcelain doll at the edge of his bed while he sleeps. Tape a ketchup smothered butcher knife in its hand.
22. Sing Follow Me by Uncle Kracker nonstop until it gets stuck in his head.
23. Sell his ridiculously large shirts on eBay.
24. Tell him you need a sacrifice and that hes the only one available at the moment.
25. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad.
26. Dress up as Harry Potter and follow him around all day shouting random incantations.
27. Write him a very sappy love letter and sign it with Gustav's name.
28. Accidentally break his most favorite guitar.
29. Babble nonstop about how MySpace is the downfall of society.
30. Make him help you compose evil plans of taking over the world

"Call him a racist dolphin."

LMAO!!! AHAHAHA!! That's hilarious!

I love this picture, lol

*notices Sox hat on his head*



10x beter than the Cubs

anyways...

*points to Sox hat in room*

^-^