Bill Kaulitz

AdminJB Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:02 pm

Name: Bill Kaulitz-Trümper.

Nickname: None; he says his name is short enough as it is.

Born: September 1, 1989, Leipzig (Germany)

Residence: Loitsche, Germany

Height: 1.83m

Hair Colour: Dirty blonde; dyed black at the moment.

Eye Colour: Brown.

Siblings: A twin brother named Tom who was born 10 minutes before him.

Mother: Simone Kaulitz, a freelance tailor and artist.

Father: Biological father, Jörg Kaulitz. Step-father, Gordon Trümper.

School: He and his brother recently just received their high school diplomas

Favourite Subject in School: He'd have to lie...

Hated Subjects in School: "All, all, all, all, and ALL."

Hobbies: Music.

His Idol: He doesn't have one. He always wanted to be his own person and not follow the rules and regulations of someone else, but there are, nonetheless, people who have subconsciously influence him.

Favourite Music: Greenday, Nena, Coldplay, Keane, David Bowie.

First album he ever bought: Nena's.

First concert he's ever been to: Nena's.

Pets: A black labrador named Scotty that he got from a shelter a few years ago, and reportedly a cat named Casimir.

Piercings: Brow, tongue

Tattoos: Neck (TH logo), hip (star), left forearm (Freiheit 89)

Motto: Leb die Sekunde! (Live the second!)

EmoDuck598 Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:24 pm

one of my favorite Bill pictures, i couldnt resist =D

AdminJB Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:29 pm

sexy, sexy

EmoDuck598 Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:38 pm

hehe, these are fun to imagine -in a sence, off topic, but about Bill-

41 ways to annoy Bill Kaulitz

1. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he’s asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
13. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.
14. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.
15. Make a list of ways to annoy him.
16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.
17. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.
18. Sing “Dude looks like a lady” at 2:48 AM every morning without fail.
19. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
20. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.
21. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
22. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
23. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’
24. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.
25. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather Girls.
26. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
27. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
29. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
30. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him
31. Pretend you cannot remember his name; call him Tom-With-Makeup.
32. Forbid him to use hairspray, claim that it might ruin his voice.
33. When he descends to the Hotel lobby dressed in his striped shirt, Adidas sneakers, black/white nail polish and with the big spiky hair, ask him why he is dressed up as a zebra; remind him that the costume party is NEXT Friday.
34. Obviously, he did not listen to you when you told him to lay of the hairspray so now you simply hide it from him.
35. Laugh when Stressed-Out-Bill-Who-Cannot-Find-Hairspray throws a fit. Ask if he wants some vanilla tea.
36. Plant a badly written Bill/Tom NC-17 innocent brotherly love fanfic on Bill’s bedside table. Make sure Tom finds it.
37. Walk in on Tom confronting Bill about the fic. Insist you do some ‘drama exercises’ to solve the situation and get rid of the tension. Ask Bill to read the fic out loud.
38. Volunteer to accompany him to shop for the costume party. Dress up as an FBI agent. Tackle him into a bush, insist he stays put while you scout the area for rabid fangirls.
39. He’s having troubles choosing between a Vampire outfit and a Phantom of the Opera outfit. Ask him what was wrong with the Zebra.
40. Bill still hasn’t decided on an outfit when Tom calls you asking for advise on what he should wear to the party. Suggest he gets a suit and dresses up as
!Sexy Hans Gruber from Die Hard. Then hung up, turn to Bill and exclaim: I’ve got it! You’d be perfect as a !Sexy Play Boy Bunny!
41. Burst out laughing while listening to Monsoon. When he asks what you are laughing at, answer with the most British accent you can manage and tell him that you think his pronunciation of ‘storm’ is really funny.